Minecraftgal101

Dear Cautionus Criteria                               I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting.I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your apartment and that time I saw you sit on the Catholic Priest.I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that we're related.I'm returning your toe ring but keeping your left ear as a memory. You should now that I told in  my confession today about the moose poaching and you should get that  embarrassing rash checked out.                                                                                                                Please,don't lic

So it was Halloween soem time ago.I just feel like I should post this because I can.So i was a Trickster! Roxy Lalonde (Homestuck FTW).Everybody was like "who da fahk are you?" And im like "I can be who da fahk i want to be cause I can".So no one knew what I was (It was funny).Probably 1 in 50 people knew what i was.So I was sort of just hiding around so no one asked.I saw  XxKikorroxX.SHE LOOKED SO FAHKING BADASS.So afterschool I went outside to the houses an was walking around with my friends and their younger siblings and all of a sudden this fucktard  jumps out of a bush and trys to attack us and im like "FUCK OFF FUCKTARD"i punch the guy

So I just want to know what you guys want are going to be for Halloween :P.Comment below :D